Saturday, December 31, 2016

When to Play in Online Casinos



      So, now that we know how we're supposed to play in online casinos, we need to know to when to play. Again, I have spent countless hours playing in online casinos. I have played on every single day of the week and at every time of the day. My conclusion after all of this time spent is that the weekend offers the most potential for big profits. If you think about it, it makes perfect sense. Online casinos do most of their business on the weekends and with all of the action going on, you can bet they are taking in profits. If the casino is making big profits then it's more likely they will give a little back in the form of jackpots and big winners. I have without question won most of my money in online casinos playing on the weekends.


      When playing on the weekends any time of day will do. However, if you want to play during the week then you are going to want to play at very specific times. Because most of a casinos traffic will come from americans, you'll want to play during the prime time for american traffic. This happens to be between 5:00 p.m. to 10:00 p.m. american central time. This is when everyone is home from work and ready to entertain themselves. Give it a try and you will see.


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      Now, if you're like me and anytime of the day is good for you to play, then you will want to keep some things in mind. If you are going to play during a non prime time, you are going to want to stick with playing certain machines. It has been my experience that during these off beat times the best thing to do is play the smaller denomination machines. I have been destroyed by playing $1 and $5 machines during these times. It sucks but it seems the only thing that pays out are the nickel machines. That's o.k. though because you can still hit a jackpot or progressive on the nickels and that will certainly make your day.


      Playing the nickel machines is probably the best way to start off. It is a great way to test things out and get a feel for what I am trying to tell you without breaking the bank. The nickel machines in general are much looser than the other denominations for obvious reasons. I would look at the nickel machines as sort of your primary education. If you can't make the nickels profitable then you have no business trying larger denominations. If you can get the feel and make the nickels your bitch, then you'll be ready to earn your masters on the big machines.



      I hope that some of you can make use out of the information that I'm dispensing here and hit some jackpots. Jackpots after all are the only true way to make money at online casinos. Like I said in an earlier post, you can grind away for a couple of bucks here and there, but in the end you're just looking to extend your playing time. Extending your playing time will increase your chances of winningthe big one and afterall isn't that what all true gamers are really after?





Thursday, December 15, 2016

Online Casinos Glitch - Quit At Precisely The Right Time



Dear Fellow Gambling Degenerates,

      A few of you, to my surprise, have requested I post part 2 of   my online casino glitch story. Being the accommodating girl that I am, I have decided to satiate you fellows. (Satiate is my word of the day and I hope I used it correctly? Please let me know if I didn't:))
    Anyway, as I mentioned before I have spent many a   late night and early morning playing in online casinos. This as led me to discover what I believe to be Online Casino Glitches. Back in the day the bonus hunting was good and I would bounce around many a venue exploiting their generous offers. As you can imagine, with that amount of playing time and with my mind being the analytical sort, I picked up on a few patterns that seemed to frequent to be a coincidence. 
      On top of my conclusion that online casino software looks for and subsequently deals with what it thinks are robotic players, there was something else that I seemed to notice over time. Each Individual session seemed to have at least one point where you would be ahead of the game. 
      It's like this. If you freshly logged in with cleared cookies and a cleared history with X amount of dollars, then at some point in that session you would be x dollars +  any amount. I noticed time and time again after a losing session that if I had just stopped at a certain point in the game I would have been ahead. "O.K. great, so I can make .10 cents and quit? So what right?" is what I thought to myself at the time. However with each passing day and with each new session I started to see the same thing over and over. 



    My mind naturally started to think about the possibilities and started to test some things out. Sure enough, that as I would log out clear cookies and log back in, I would usually but not always have a point in that session where I was ahead. In the sessions where I wouldn't get ahead, there was always a point where I would rally back to get close to even. On average I was able to have a winning session about 3 out of 4 times. If you can have 3 sessions where you win just 1 unit each and then 1 losing session where you lose just 1 unit your making money. The trick is knowing when to stop on both the winning and losing sessions. On a winning session you must never go below what you started the session with. If you start with $100 and get to any amount over that $100 you should keep playing as long as the next bet doesn't put you below the initial $100. The losing sessions are trickier because you have to gauge your comebacks. All I will say on this is that with practice you will start to see when a good time to stop is. 
      O.K. so you're probably thinking that if all of these things work like I say they do then I must have made a fortune by now right? Well, yes and no. You see it takes an incredible amount of discipline to recognize and execute all of the things that I have been talking about. It also requires a lot of time and patience for what sometimes is a very small profit. 
      Sadly for me none of these traits are strengths of mine, and therefore I seldom put in the "Grind" neccessary to make this work. I usually start off with this method doing really well, but eventually succumb to my impatience. I'll be up maybe 40 or 50 bucks using this method and then a session will hit where I get either too pissed off or too lazy to refresh cookies. I will then proceed to lose all my profits by "playing to fast" not "staggering the time between bets" and "Not refreshing cookies". You know, all of the things that I told you to do to improve your chances? :((
      O.K. so I have shared somethings that I believe to be small little glitches in online casino software. I know from personal experience that they can work with patience and discipline. If you are willing to do "The Grind" and stay tough during the process then I'm sure you'll find my advice useful. 

Good Luck, Lisa H.





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Thursday, December 1, 2016

Online Casino Glitch Theory



       O.K. to be clear this isn't some sort of a cheat that's going to make the slot machines drop out cash and it's not going to change your balance from a dollar to a million dollars. What it will do if executed properly is keep online casinos from pulling the "Lose Switch" on you, thereby giving you a better chance of hitting a jackpot. You see, it is my opinion based on thousands of hours of play and observation that there is a Glitch In Online Casino Software. I believe that online casinos have a flagging system for recognizing automatic play or robots and that you need to play in a certain way to avoid being flagged. You might be thinking to yourself right now "why would I be flagged for automatic play if  I'm not using some sort of an automatic system?" The answer is that because online casinos have to be ultra careful with all of the hackers and cheats that exist in today's online world, you may get flagged mistakenly. Yes that's right! I believe if your style of play happens to fall into a certain category there exists the potential for you to be mistakenly identified as an automatic player.


        So what is this style of play and how do we avoid getting flagged for playing that way? You see in games like traditional Jacks or Better Video Poker, some people who are a lot smarter than me have figured out a strategy that can beat the game in the long run. It's a very slim margin of profitability but it does exist. Online casinos are obviously aware of this margin but they also know that most people don't have the patience or the knowledge to play perfect strategy for the hours on end that it would take to make it profitable. However, online casinos are also aware that if an automated system or robotic player were to be used in place of the real player, it could spell real trouble for the casinos bottom line. 



     Since casinos aren't in the business of losing money, they have put in place "aggressive" measures in place to identify potential robots and/or automated systems and deal with them in any way they see fit. In my experience how the casino deals with suspected automated players is to simply pull the "Lose Switch". This is my second mention of the "Lose Switch" and I should define what I mean by it for those who haven't figured it out. If you've played in online casinos for any length of time then you will have surely run into unusually long losing streaks at some point. These losing streaks occur naturally to be sure and are something that players just have to deal with. It's the cost of doing business so to speak. However, I believe online casinos have built in the ability to cause unnatural losing streaks when they feel a robotic player or automated system is being used. In other words if you get flagged, you are f'd. You will not win any money in that particular session at the casino.


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     So what can we do to avoid getting flagged? What can we do if we get flagged? Well, I believe that  I have discovered 2 ways in which you will get flagged for automatic play. The first way you will get flagged or be labeled a robotic player is simply by playing too fast! I am not bragging here but I am capable of playing sound strategy very quickly and I have been flagged many times for doing so. I recognize that a lot of what I'm saying may cause you pause which is why I suggest you test, test, test. Testing only works on the real money games as the play games for most online casinos are deliberately loose. However, the nickel machines where you can play 1 nickel at a time are a great place to try the "speed test." I have confidence that you will notice rather quickly the "Lose Switch" being pulled! The second way you will be labeled a robot is by playing too long. If you stay logged in and playing an online slot game or video poker game for too long you will be flagged for automatic play. This one is a little harder to test because each casino can have different lengths of time before you get flagged, but this flag is easy to recognize. Simply log off after a long losing spell on that nickel slot. If when you go to log off you notice you're already logged off, then you know you've been flagged!


    Fortunately, due to countless hours playing in online casinos, I have figured out some easy counter measures to "reset" the online casino's flag. The first countermeasure for virtually all flags is to login in and out frequently while clearing cookies. This clears all past info and you are basically starting anew. Rather simple I know but if you think about it, it makes perfect sense. I assure you that if you are in the midst of a bad run, giving this a shot can only help. In addition to logging out and clearing cookies you might want to wait about 5 to 10 minutes before logging back in. This can be kind of a pain in the butt, but you probably could use a little break anyway after a long losing streak. You can refresh your mind. The second countermeasure to casino flagging is to avoid being flagged in the first place by "slowing down your play". Staggering the amount of time between hands or spins as to not look too methodical will go a long way in avoiding the flag. Try using 2 second intervals between hands or spins for a bit and then wait about 30 seconds before playing the next hand or spin. I can't tell you how many times I have hit a decent hand after waiting that 30 seconds between plays. This is definitely something I think you will notice in your play. This one has worked wonders for me in Video Poker.




Quick recap of part 1



1. Don't play too long in any 1 session....30 minutes tops......then you must logout, clear cookies, and log back in. If at any time during your session you hit a bad run of hands, maybe 7 or 8 losses in a row then you must re login. You will start to notice instinctively when you have hit the "wall" and that it's time to reset.



2. Stagger the time in between playing individual hands. Every so often stop and wait 30 seconds or so between hands. Again, you will start to notice hitting good hands after doing this for a while.







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